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Top 10 ‘Why My Kid is Late’ Excuses

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I am responsible for my daughter being late to school almost once a week since the school year started. It is not that I am a bad dad or anything, I just have a two year old and a five year old to get dressed, fed, packed, out the door and then drive 20 minutes into Richland to get her there.

When I take her to the office, the desk lady always asks "Why" she is late and I have started giving creative and crazy excuses. Here is a small list of some of the best. Feel free to use them if your late with your kid.

  • 1

    Aliens

  • 2

    The Dog Ate the Alarm Clock

  • 3

    Elephant Got a Flat Tire

  • 4

    Our Flight Was Delayed

  • 5

    Darth Vader 'Force Held' Me Asleep

  • 6

    My Lunch Box Ran Away This Morning

  • 7

    Starbucks was Slow

  • 8

    My Shoes Were Hungry

  • 9

    Lost Track of Time Swimming in My Water Bed

  • 10

    A Long Telemarketer Call

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