Would You Pay $100 to Shock Someone Over the Phone?

I was thinking about bad customer service over the phone, and it occurred to me I'd pay good money to be able to shock someone over the phone. For some people (like an old boss) I'd get a second job so I could afford to shock them at least once a week! That mean's I'd likely get shocked almost every day. You know what? I'd accept that if I could shock people, too. What about you?