Seattle Man Threatens with Machete, Flees Womans Bathroom

Real life is almost always stranger then fiction and this story is no exception. Reports say a man was trying to use the woman bathroom and then attacked people that confronted him about using it. The witnesses say he swung a two foot machete and made death threats at half a dozen people. Then he pulled out a throwing knife and pretended to throw it at people but then tried to get away in his car.

The police found him a few blocks away stuck in traffic. He did try to get away but he eventually pulled over on a side street and was arrested. When police asked him why he had all those weapons, he answered because he was a “trained [expletive] killer". He also said he was using the woman's because the men's bathroom was full and he had an “explosive” bowel issue.